Passion Fruits

Two ants are in the fruit section of a grocery store. CUSTOMER: Excuse me, are these passion fruits fresh? EMPLOYEE: Well, not exactly...
CUSTOMER: Good GOD! Don't give me that mealy mouth answer! Im tired of this "C.Y.A." DOUBLE SPEAK!
CUSTOMER: You're not a CORPORATION! I won't hold you LIABLE. Just be a PERSON and tell me: ARE... THESE... PASSION FRUITS... FRESH?!
EMPLOYEE: Those passion fruits are plastic display samples. CUSTOMER: All right! Se then "no"! Was that so HARD?
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