Comics about talking in trees | Page 2 | Roonie the Rabbit

Does Walking Count?

ROONIE: I need more exercise. Does walking count? Ooo, does EATING count?! What if I eat very FAST? Or if I eat HEAVY things? So I have to LIFT them!!

FLYNN: Or you could actually just STOP EATING for five minutes.

A pause.

ROONIE: You should really be more supportive of my exercise habit.

Mean a Lot

FLYNN: My friends mean a lot to me.

A pause.

FLYNN: I just wish they weren't so smug about it.

Age

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Bother

FLYNN: No one better bother me today,

SOUND: Unprovoked SHOVE

FLYNN: Better safe than sorry.

In Some Ways

ROONIE: In some ways, we're a lot alike.

FLYNN: Yeah.

FLYNN: In dumb ways.

Funny Joke

ROONIE: Wanna hear a funny joke?

FLYNN: Sure.

ROONIE: Yeah...

ROONIE: Me too.

Together Forever

ROONIE: You and me, pal...

ROONIE: Together forever!

FLYNN: Yes...

ROONIE: Feels like that sometimes.

Easy to Talk To

ROONIE: You're easy to talk to.

A pause.

A pause.

FLYNN: It's not for lack of trying.

I Believe I Can Do Anything

ROONIE: I believe I can do anything.

FLYNN: Despite all evidence to the contrary.

You Fell Asleep

FLYNN: Hey!

ROONIE: Hmm?
FLYNN: You fell ASLEEP!

ROONIE: So?
FLYNN: I was TALKING.

ROONIE: Those two things are not unrelated.

He Talks a Lot

ROONIE: He talks a lot.

ROONIE: I’m not sure about WHAT.

ROONIE: I suppose I could ask.

ROONIE: But I hate to stop him.

Think of How I Feel

FLYNN: Think of how I feel!

ROONIE: I did.

ROONIE: It made me sad.

ROONIE: So I stopped.