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Party

A topic in 5 comics.

Dreams Come True

Jan 27, 2023

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How to Talk at a Party

Jan 14, 2023

ANT 1: This party is OK. But this house is a lot smaller than ours. ANT 2: Nicole, honey, that’s not POLITE. Don’t say that.
ANT 1: Oh, sorry, uh… OUR house is a lot NICER than THIS one. ANT 2: NICOLE! Stop it! People can HEAR you!
ANT 1: JEEZ, Michelle! How on earth am I supposed to communicate how ugly this house is?! ANT 2: You are NOT!
ANT 1: So all I can talk about is how dumb their kids are? That seems CRUEL... ANT 2: Please wait in the car.

Prepared for Party

Dec 20, 2022

SKINK (thinking): Before a party, I prepare for common questions I might be asked.
SKINK (thinking): I'm ready for almost any social situation.
FOX: How're you doing?
SKINK (thinking): Curveball!

Party Time

Jun 2, 2022

SKINK: If I come to the party early, it'll be awkward.
SKINK: But if I come late, they'll think I'm rude.
SKINK: The most polite thing to do is not go at all.
SKINK: I pride myself on courtesy AND social anxiety.

Party

Dec 24, 2021

FLYNN: I want to find an easy and polite way to let people know this holiday party is over.
FLYNN: LEAVE! NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!
FLYNN: PERFECT! Easier than I thought...
FLYNN: It occurs to me... I maybe didn't quite hit the "polite" angle. But... wasn't married to that anyway...

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