Comics about misanthrope | Roonie the Rabbit

Hobbies

RABBIT: I lack purpose. I need a hobby. What's your hobby? SQUIRREL: Shoving you off this tree.

RABBIT: Does it give your life purpose?

My Gift

A squirrel and a rabbit sit in a tree. SQUIRREL: You know, you really frustrate me.

SQUIRREL: And I want to shove you off this tree.

Sick

SQUIRREL (thinking): I'm sick.

SQUIRREL (thinking): I've been stuck inside for days, and I miss seeing my friends.

Misunderstood

SQUIRREL (thinking): I am misunderstood.

SQUIRREL (thinking): It's not that I don't like being around others...

Heroes

RABBIT: Who are your heroes? SQUIRREL: I don't have heroes.

SQUIRREL: I have a list of people who haven't disappointed me yet.

I Love Being Alone

ROONIE: I love you. FLYNN: I love being alone.

FLYNN: With you.

ROONIE: What? FLYNN: What? I didn't say anything!

ROONIE & FLYNN: ❤️

My Door is Always Open

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Party

FLYNN: I want to find an easy and polite way to let people know this holiday party is over.

FLYNN: LEAVE! NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!

FLYNN: PERFECT! Easier than I thought...

FLYNN: It occurs to me... I maybe didn't quite hit the "polite" angle. But... wasn't married to that anyway...

Tentatively

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner tonight?
FLYNN: TENTATIVELY... let's say yes.

FLYNN: But it's very tentative.
FLYNN: Because I don't really want to.

FLYNN: So... let's actually just say NO.

FLYNN: Tentatively.

Easy to Talk To

ROONIE: You're easy to talk to.

A pause.

A pause.

FLYNN: It's not for lack of trying.

Golden Rule

ROONIE: You should treat people how you want to be treated.

FLYNN: Mmm, that's a bad rule.

FLYNN: I don't think much of myself.

Why the Moon Looks So Lonely

ROONIE: The moon always looks so lonely…

MOON: For the record, I’m not LONELY.
MOON: I just LIKE being ALONE.

MOON: And anyway, no one GETS me.

MOON: Whatever… they wouldn’t understand…