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Misanthrope

A topic in 13 comics.

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Hobbies

Dec 26, 2022

RABBIT: I lack purpose. I need a hobby. What's your hobby? SQUIRREL: Shoving you off this tree.
RABBIT: Does it give your life purpose?
UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel shoves the rabbit off the tree.
SQUIRREL: It really does!

My Gift

Dec 17, 2022

A squirrel and a rabbit sit in a tree. SQUIRREL: You know, you really frustrate me.
SQUIRREL: And I want to shove you off this tree.
SQUIRREL: But... I won't.
SQUIRREL: Merry Christmas.

Sick

Sep 19, 2022

SQUIRREL (thinking): I'm sick.
SQUIRREL (thinking): I've been stuck inside for days, and I miss seeing my friends.
SQUIRREL: sigh.
SQUIRREL (thinking): Even the ones I don't like.

Misunderstood

Aug 3, 2022

SQUIRREL (thinking): I am misunderstood.
SQUIRREL (thinking): It's not that I don't like being around others...
SQUIRREL (thinking): It's just that.
SQUIRREL (thinking): Wait... maybe I AM understood.

Heroes

Jun 2, 2022

RABBIT: Who are your heroes? SQUIRREL: I don't have heroes.
SQUIRREL: I have a list of people who haven't disappointed me yet.
The rabbit is excited.
RABBIT: Am I- SQUIRREL: You are NOT on that list.

I Love Being Alone

Apr 25, 2022

ROONIE: I love you. FLYNN: I love being alone.
FLYNN: With you.
ROONIE: What? FLYNN: What? I didn't say anything!
ROONIE & FLYNN: ❤️

My Door is Always Open

Apr 10, 2022

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Party

Dec 24, 2021

FLYNN: I want to find an easy and polite way to let people know this holiday party is over.
FLYNN: LEAVE! NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE! LEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!
FLYNN: PERFECT! Easier than I thought...
FLYNN: It occurs to me... I maybe didn't quite hit the "polite" angle. But... wasn't married to that anyway...

Tentatively

Nov 17, 2021

ROONIE: Wanna have dinner tonight?
FLYNN: TENTATIVELY... let's say yes.
FLYNN: But it's very tentative.
FLYNN: Because I don't really want to.
FLYNN: So... let's actually just say NO.
FLYNN: Tentatively.

Easy to Talk To

Oct 13, 2021

ROONIE: You're easy to talk to.
A pause.
A pause.
FLYNN: It's not for lack of trying.

Golden Rule

Sep 22, 2021

ROONIE: You should treat people how you want to be treated.
FLYNN: Mmm, that's a bad rule.
FLYNN: I don't think much of myself.

Why the Moon Looks So Lonely

Aug 27, 2021

ROONIE: The moon always looks so lonely…
MOON: For the record, I’m not LONELY.
MOON: I just LIKE being ALONE.
MOON: And anyway, no one GETS me.
MOON: Whatever… they wouldn’t understand…

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