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A topic in 5 comics.

Never turn your back on the sea

Jun 25, 2004

ROONIE: The ocean's so PRETTY, Flynn... FLYNN: But also very POWERFUL, Roonie. It is often said: "NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THE SEA."
THE SEA: Yeah, that's probably good advice...
THE SEA: And I know a few INLETS you wouldn't wanna meet in a dark alley either...

Little flower

May 28, 2004

HOT CHOCOLATE: Little flower, I look at you and I see something pure, something honest. You see me for what I am. You understand me.
A pause
FLOWER: Well, to be honest, I think the guy's got some real problems.
FLOWER: But he's generous with the water, so I don't say nothin'...

Shrubs

May 11, 2004

FLYNN: ... And you will be Tree #379. OK! Now, the shrubs. This will be Shrub #1... and Shrub #2.
SHRUB #2: Shrub?! Shrub? Man. I... I've always thought of myself as a tree. SHRUB #1: Yeah. Yeah, me too, Seth. A smallish tree but... a tree.
TREE #379: Guys? Since we're (sniff) you know, saying stuff, I... Oh, this is stupid... SHRUB #2: No, what? Go ahead, Herb. Say it. SHRUB #1: Yeah, what's up, Herb?
TREE #379: Well, I've... I've always thought I was a scenic mountain peak. SHRUB #2: Hey, Herb, to us you are, man. To us you are. SHRUB #1: Yeah, man. Yeah.

Hey

Mar 16, 2004

SOUND: sniff sniff
HOT CHOCOLATE: Oh, hey, Hot Chocolate, can you-
SOUND: FUMPF
ROONIE: FOO, this is one SKITTISH SKINK... HOT CHOCOLATE'S TAIL: You're tellin' ME, man.

Goodnight, sun

Mar 2, 2004

FLYNN: (sigh) Goodnight, Sun.
FLYNN: There's not much that goes RIGHT for me in this world. But I know I can always count on YOU to be there in the morning... THANKS.
A pause
SUN: OK... see... now I feel all this PRESSURE...

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