Skip to content

Latest Comics
Characters
Illustrations
Classic Comics
About

Inanimate objects

A topic in 5 comics.

Never turn your back on the sea

ROONIE: The ocean's so PRETTY, Flynn...
FLYNN: But also very POWERFUL, Roonie. It is often said: "NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THE SEA."

THE SEA: Yeah, that's probably good advice...

THE SEA: And I know a few INLETS you wouldn't wanna meet in a dark alley either...

Little flower

HOT CHOCOLATE: Little flower, I look at you and I see something pure, something honest. You see me for what I am. You understand me.

A pause

FLOWER: Well, to be honest, I think the guy's got some real problems.

FLOWER: But he's generous with the water, so I don't say nothin'...

Shrubs

FLYNN: ... And you will be Tree #379. OK! Now, the shrubs. This will be Shrub #1... and Shrub #2.

SHRUB #2: Shrub?! Shrub? Man. I... I've always thought of myself as a tree.
SHRUB #1: Yeah. Yeah, me too, Seth. A smallish tree but... a tree.

TREE #379: Guys? Since we're (sniff) you know, saying stuff, I... Oh, this is stupid...
SHRUB #2: No, what? Go ahead, Herb. Say it.
SHRUB #1: Yeah, what's up, Herb?

TREE #379: Well, I've... I've always thought I was a scenic mountain peak.
SHRUB #2: Hey, Herb, to us you are, man. To us you are.
SHRUB #1: Yeah, man. Yeah.

Hey

SOUND: sniff sniff

HOT CHOCOLATE: Oh, hey, Hot Chocolate, can you-

SOUND: FUMPF

ROONIE: FOO, this is one SKITTISH SKINK...
HOT CHOCOLATE'S TAIL: You're tellin' ME, man.

Goodnight, sun

FLYNN: (sigh) Goodnight, Sun.

FLYNN: There's not much that goes RIGHT for me in this world. But I know I can always count on YOU to be there in the morning... THANKS.

A pause

SUN: OK... see... now I feel all this PRESSURE...

Join the Patreon Now

Coloring pages and wallpaper, early access to comics, EXCLUSIVE stories, custom illustrations, and more!

Latest Comics
Characters
Illustrations
Classic Comics
About
RSS

Search for:

Twitter
Instagram
Reddit
Facebook

© 2022, Porter Mason, All Rights Reserved.