Comics about eggs | Roonie the Rabbit

Morning

FLYNN: First thing in the morning, everything feels possible.

INHALE...

SPLORT

FLYNN: And then along comes the SECOND THING in the morning.

Why?

SPLORT

FLYNN: Why?!

SPLORT

FLYNN: I shouldn't ask questions I don't want answered.

Today, I’ll Be Social

FLYNN: Today, I'll be social.

SPLORT

click

FLYNN: Well... Gave it a shot.

Why Me?

SPLORT

FLYNN: Why ME?!

SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT

FLYNN: Fair point.

My Worst Fears

SPLORT

HOT CHOCOLATE: My worst fears have come true.

HOT CHOCOLATE: How comforting.

World is your oyster

ROONIE: Wake up, Flynn! The sun is up! The day is young! The world is our oyster!

FLYNN: Mmm, yes.

SOUND: SPLORT!

FLYNN: Sadly, Roonie, it seems I'm allergic to shellfish.

Never do that

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Three egg day

FLYNN: BLEAH... feels like a three egg day today.

SOUND: Splort! Splort!
FLYNN: ?
SOUND: Self splort!

FLYNN: I hate to be wrong.

Duck

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Why?

A pause

ROONIE: Wait, why am I RUNNING?

SOUND: sniff sniff

SOUND: splort

ROONIE: Oh, right.