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Eating

A topic in 12 comics.

Today

Feb 17, 2023

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Sharing

Feb 8, 2023

A fox is about to eat a piece of cake. RABBIT: Can you share?
FOX: Why? RABBIT: To be nice.
The fox hands his cake to the rabbit.
FOX (thinking): Nice feels an awful lot like hungry.

Good Sandwich

Jan 15, 2023

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Rule

Jul 6, 2022

RABBIT: The rule is, I'm not supposed to eat in between meals anymore EVER.
The rabbit eats more jelly.
RABBIT: But that could be misinterpreted...

Cancel Dinner

Jun 24, 2022

SQUIRREL: Why'd you cancel dinner? Did you eat all the food? RABBIT: I ate PART of the food.
SQUIRREL: What part? RABBIT: Your part.
RABBIT: And my part.
RABBIT: I ate all the food.

Over-ordering

Apr 17, 2022

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Intermittent Fasting

Mar 30, 2022

ROONIE: I'm doing "intermittent fasting".
ROONIE: It basically means that I try to stop eating every waking moment of the day.
A pause.
ROONIE: It's not going well.

Does Walking Count?

Mar 25, 2022

ROONIE: I need more exercise. Does walking count? Ooo, does EATING count?! What if I eat very FAST? Or if I eat HEAVY things? So I have to LIFT them!!
FLYNN: Or you could actually just STOP EATING for five minutes.
A pause.
ROONIE: You should really be more supportive of my exercise habit.

Exercise More

Mar 20, 2022

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All Figured Out

Mar 14, 2022

ROONIE: Sometimes I think I've got like all figured out.
ROONIE: And then...
ROONIE: I miss my stupid mouth while drinking stupid tea.
ROONIE: And I'm back to square one.

Holiday Meal

Mar 13, 2022

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Rules for Cooking

Oct 4, 2021

ROONIE: I have two simple rules for cooking.
ROONIE: Use fresh, delicious ingredients.
ROONIE: And cook faster than you eat.

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