Comics about eating | Roonie the Rabbit

Rule

RABBIT: The rule is, I'm not supposed to eat in between meals anymore EVER.

The rabbit eats more jelly.

Cancel Dinner

SQUIRREL: Why'd you cancel dinner? Did you eat all the food? RABBIT: I ate PART of the food.

SQUIRREL: What part? RABBIT: Your part.

Over-ordering

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Intermittent Fasting

ROONIE: I'm doing "intermittent fasting".

ROONIE: It basically means that I try to stop eating every waking moment of the day.

A pause.

ROONIE: It's not going well.

Does Walking Count?

ROONIE: I need more exercise. Does walking count? Ooo, does EATING count?! What if I eat very FAST? Or if I eat HEAVY things? So I have to LIFT them!!

FLYNN: Or you could actually just STOP EATING for five minutes.

A pause.

ROONIE: You should really be more supportive of my exercise habit.

Exercise More

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All Figured Out

ROONIE: Sometimes I think I've got like all figured out.

ROONIE: And then...

ROONIE: I miss my stupid mouth while drinking stupid tea.

ROONIE: And I'm back to square one.

Holiday Meal

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Rules for Cooking

ROONIE: I have two simple rules for cooking.

ROONIE: Use fresh, delicious ingredients.

ROONIE: And cook faster than you eat.