Comics about conversation | Roonie the Rabbit

Advice

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Dreams Come True

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Why Does No One Like Spending Time with Me?

FOX: No one likes spending time with me. And I have no idea why!

FOX: All I do is relentlessly tell them the truth about everything they do wrong. And give unprompted advice about how to do things better.

No Two Leaves

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Conversation

SKINK: Do you think we'll ever run out of things to talk about? RABBIT: No.

RABBIT: Because then we'll just talk about how we have nothing left to talk about.

Fat

It's a sunny day. RABBIT: Am I fat? SQUIRREL: Can I be honest?

The rabbit looks at the squirrel. The Sun is lower in the sky.

Point

RABBIT: So I added more jelly, which you'd think would make the sandwich messy, but it didn't! So I thought, "How about honey?" And I-

SQUIRREL: Do you have a point?

How old is it?

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Emotions

SQUIRREL: So I'm trying to be more open with my emotions. I don't often tell you how much I enjoy spending time together.

RABBIT: Aw, I- SQUIRREL: And that's because I do NOT enjoy spending time together.

Interrupting.

SQUIRREL: STOP interrupting me!

FOX: Fine, fine!

We Don’t Always Agree

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Silence

SKINK: ((We've been silent for almost an hour.))

A pause as the rabbit skips a shell across the water.

SKINK: ((I hope they don't get bored and leave.))

SKINK: ((It's nice to have someone to not talk to.))