Comics about artist | Roonie the Rabbit

All I Want

BIRD: ((All I want is for people to like my art.))

BIRD: ((And to not have to work too hard to make it.))

BIRD: ((And to get vast sums of money, fame, and fortune for it.))

BIRD: ((Is that so much to ask?))

The Muse Strikes

SHELKEY: It's not often the muse strikes me.

A pause.

smacks head with typewriter repeatedly

SHELKEY: So sometimes I strike first.

State of Mind

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Progress

SHELKEY: Well, I've made a lot of progress as an artist this year.

SHELKEY: I've been boring, derivative, lazy, and pandering.

Writing Process

SHELKEY: I am a writer.
SHELKEY: And I have a PROCESS.

SHELKEY: I pick a quiet spot. I clean the space. I make oolong tea.
SHELKEY: Then, I sit... and I WRITE.

A pause.

SHELKEY: Lastly, I quit writing forever and hurl my typewriter into the sea.

Great Art

SHELKEY: Great art takes time.

A pause.

Checks watch.

SHELKEY: So maybe I'll just go for "OK" art.

Your Only Hobby

ROONIE: Is painting your only hobby?
SHELKEY: "Hobby"? "HOBBY"?

SHELKEY: Painting is not my "HOBBY". It's my LIFE! I EAT painting! I BREATHE painting! I sleep, I... I DREAM painting!

A pause.

SHELKEY: I also like mystery novels.
ROONIE: OOO... Me too...

Hope They Like This Song

SHELKEY: I hope they like this song. I need them to like me.

SHELKEY: I mean IT. I need them to like IT.

SHELKEY: (sigh)

SHELKEY: I mean me.

Do You Like It?

Yourself and Your Art

FLYNN: All you ever talk about is yourself and your art.

SHELKEY: Wow... I'm SO sorry...

SHELKEY: Now, WHY do I do that? And does it affect my ART? Let's talk about this...