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God Speaks

Aug 1, 2022

BIRD (thinking): When I create art, it's like God is speaking through me.
The bird paints.
The bird considers his art.
BIRD (thinking): And God is saying, "Maybe consider another line of work."

Doodle

Jul 25, 2022

SQUIRREL: If this is just a doodle, it's incredible.
SQUIRREL: But if you put a lot of time into this... it's pretty pathetic.
BIRD: Oh right, ha, yeah... This is just a doodle.
BIRD: Dang it...

All I Want

May 9, 2022

BIRD: ((All I want is for people to like my art.))
BIRD: ((And to not have to work too hard to make it.))
BIRD: ((And to get vast sums of money, fame, and fortune for it.))
BIRD: ((Is that so much to ask?))

The Muse Strikes

Mar 28, 2022

SHELKEY: It's not often the muse strikes me.
A pause.
smacks head with typewriter repeatedly
SHELKEY: So sometimes I strike first.

State of Mind

Feb 13, 2022

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Progress

Dec 31, 2021

SHELKEY: Well, I've made a lot of progress as an artist this year.
SHELKEY: I've been boring, derivative, lazy, and pandering.

Writing Process

Dec 20, 2021

SHELKEY: I am a writer.
SHELKEY: And I have a PROCESS.
SHELKEY: I pick a quiet spot. I clean the space. I make oolong tea.
SHELKEY: Then, I sit... and I WRITE.
A pause.
SHELKEY: Lastly, I quit writing forever and hurl my typewriter into the sea.

Great Art

Nov 5, 2021

SHELKEY: Great art takes time.
A pause.
Checks watch.
SHELKEY: So maybe I'll just go for "OK" art.

Your Only Hobby

Oct 15, 2021

ROONIE: Is painting your only hobby?
SHELKEY: "Hobby"? "HOBBY"?
SHELKEY: Painting is not my "HOBBY". It's my LIFE! I EAT painting! I BREATHE painting! I sleep, I... I DREAM painting!
A pause.
SHELKEY: I also like mystery novels.
ROONIE: OOO... Me too...

Hope They Like This Song

Sep 27, 2021

SHELKEY: I hope they like this song. I need them to like me.
SHELKEY: I mean IT. I need them to like IT.
SHELKEY: (sigh)
SHELKEY: I mean me.

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