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Relax

small POOT

ROONIE: No one noticed. Play it cool. RELAX.

larger POOT

ROONIE: Too relaxed.

Get Ready For Brilliance

BIRD (thinking): Get ready for BRILLIANCE.

SQUANK! A bird sings badly.

A pause as a bird watches people flee their singing.

BIRD (thinking): (sigh) They weren't ready.

Today, I’m Going to Talk to People

HOT CHOCOLATE: Today, I'm going to talk to people.

HOT CHOCOLATE: Or maybe... one person.

A pause.

HOT CHOCOLATE: Talking to myself counts.

The Best of Us

FLYNN: You made a huge, stinking MESS!

ROONIE: Yes, well, it happens to the best of us.

FLYNN: Yes.

FLYNN: And also you.

A Real Chef

FLYNN: A real chef doesn't eat all the ingredients before they even start.

ROONIE: This "real chef" you speak of...

ROONIE: They sound so SAD...

Can’t Make It To Lunch

FRIEND: I'm not feeling well.

FRIEND: So I can't make it to lunch.

CANCELED PLANS

FLYNN: I- I- (sniff) I'm just so DISSAPPINTED. B-but... you... you REST...

Life Is Not a Game

FLYNN: Life is not a game.

PITTMAN: No.

PITTMAN: It's a single-elimination winner-take-all tournament.

Listen

ROONIE: I don't listen to you much.

FLYNN: I don't say much important.

ROONIE: So it works out!
FLYNN: Yes.

No Idea a Bad Idea

RABBIT (thinking as they dangle above sleeping bears): No idea is a bad idea.

RABBIT (thinking as they drop a jar of jelly, waking up a sleeping bear): But some really aren't holding their weight.

Others Live, I Create

SHELKEY: Others just live. I CREATE.

Art is created.

SHELKEY: Living doesn't look so bad though.

Why Me?

SPLORT

FLYNN: Why ME?!

SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT

FLYNN: Fair point.

We Are All One

ROONIE: We are all one.

PITTMAN: Sure.

PITTMAN: But me a little moreso, right?