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Fall

FLYNN: I like Fall. The trees mope... like sullen teens.

TREE: Um, OK, WHATEVER, I'm not "sullen"...

TREE: UGH! No one GETS me!
FWUMPF

TREE: Oh my GOD... Stop RAKING! I'll pick it up LATER, jeez...

Leaf Pile

ROONIE: I've been hiding for hours, and when Flynn gets home, I'm gonna jump out and surprise him. It's the perfect plan.

FLYNN: Hello, Roonie.

ROONIE: Well... He sounded PRETTY surprised...

Great Art

SHELKEY: Great art takes time.

A pause.

Checks watch.

SHELKEY: So maybe I'll just go for "OK" art.

They’ll Never Know

HOT CHOCOLATE: (sigh)

HOT CHOCOLATE: They'll never know how much I love them.

HOT CHOCOLATE: And that's because I will quite literally NEVER tell them.

Together Forever

ROONIE: You and me, pal...

ROONIE: Together forever!

FLYNN: Yes...

ROONIE: Feels like that sometimes.

Get Away From It All

RABBIT (thinking): I go fishing to get away from it all.

The rabbit pulls up their fishing line, which is empty.

RABBIT (thinking): Including, apparently, the FISH.

Free Spirit

DEBRA: I'm a FREE SPIRIT, Ronald. And you need to know that from the first date.

DEBRA: Like, look... Let's get REAL. Let's get WILD, OK? Cards on the table. Right. Now.
RONALD: O-OK...

DEBRA: I crossed the street on the way here, Ronald. And I didn't wait for the "walk" signal.

RONALD: Debra, my God, I'm... I'm BLUSHING.
DEBRA: I live life out loud, Ronald!!

I Won

PITTMAN: I won! Beat you AGAIN!

FLYNN: We were not RACING. Not everything is a COMPETITION.

A pause.

FLYNN: He'll never win with an attitude like that.

People Would Call You Dumb

FLYNN: A lot of people would call you dumb for doing this.

FLYNN: Not me, mind you.

FLYNN: I keep things like that to myself.

You Are Late

FLYNN: You are late.
ROONIE: Yes, but... not as late as normal.

FLYNN: So, what? You want a prize?
ROONIE: I would LOVE a prize!!

A pause.

ROONIE: Ooo!! Maybe something clock-themed!

The Sun Will Come Up Tomorrow

FLYNN: It's been a hard day, but... the sun will come up tomorrow.

SUN: Yeah, I mean, if I FEEL like it.

SUN: I got my own stuff going on too, you know...

Your Only Hobby

ROONIE: Is painting your only hobby?
SHELKEY: "Hobby"? "HOBBY"?

SHELKEY: Painting is not my "HOBBY". It's my LIFE! I EAT painting! I BREATHE painting! I sleep, I... I DREAM painting!

A pause.

SHELKEY: I also like mystery novels.
ROONIE: OOO... Me too...