Latest Comics | Roonie the Rabbit

One of the Greats

A bird paints. BIRD (thinking): I consider myself one of the great artists of my time.

The bird pauses and looks around.

Tomorrow

SKINK: I'm worried. RABBIT: Oh, don't worry.

RABBIT: Tomorrow is another day.

Today

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Maybe

SQUIRREL (thinking): Maybe... They're not coming.

SQUIRREL (thinking): Maybe my plans are canceled! Maybe my whole day is free! Free to do whatever I like! Free to live my life! Free to- RABBIT: Hi!

I Wish

SKINK (thinking): Look at them. I wish I had what they have.

SKINK (thinking): Then I'd be happy.

With Love

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Sharing

A fox is about to eat a piece of cake. RABBIT: Can you share?

FOX: Why? RABBIT: To be nice.

Mad

SQUIRREL: Look out! I'm MAD!!

RABBIT: Me too!! SQUIRREL: What are you mad at?!

No One Likes Me

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Out of Shape

RABBIT (thinking): Am I bit out of shape? SURE.

RABBIT (thinking): But no one really notices except me.

The Earth and The Sun in Winter

SQUIRREL: It's colder in the winter because the Earth is angled away fro the Sun.

THE SUN: Yes. YES. Remember that. She gives ME the cold shoulder. Every year! And why?!

Dreams Come True

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