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Worth looking at

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Why?

A pause

ROONIE: Wait, why am I RUNNING?

SOUND: sniff sniff

SOUND: splort

ROONIE: Oh, right.

Leopard

FLYNN: Hello, Dept. of Zoology? I'd like to become a LEOPARD. How can I do that? I'll work hard, whatever it takes, I-...

FLYNN: Right NOW? Well, I'm CURRENTLY a common ground squirrel, but-...

FLYNN: Oh...... I SEE.

FLYNN: The myth of meritocracy.

Inarticulate

ROONIE: You're sort of inarticulate, aren't you, Hot Chocolate?

HOT CHOCOLATE: On the contrary, Roonie, I'm well-versed in a panoply of topics. My reticence is more the result of a deep-seated fear of rejection that, coupled with an intense penchant for paranoia, renders me into this uncommunicative state.

HOT CHOCOLATE: Y- y- yeah.

Duck

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Grass looks greener

ROONIE: I'm moving my stuff back to the other side of the creek. The grass looks greener there.

FLYNN: (sigh) Roonie. Don't you SEE? The grass ALWAYS looks greener on the other side.
ROONIE: Right... So, I'm moving there.

FLYNN: Mmph...

ROONIE: I'm sorry, Flynn, are we arguing? Sometimes I can't tell.

Worst possible things

ROONIE: Why the closed eyes?
FLYNN: I'm envisioning the worst possible thing that could happen today.

FLYNN: That way, if they happen, I'm ready, and if not, I'm pleasantly surprised.

ROONIE: Ye-... WELL, now, but-... you-...

ROONIE: It... Th-...
FLYNN: Trust me. It's logically bulletproof.

Character

ROONIE: An ant hill.

SOUND: stamp stamp stamp

ROONIE: It'll build character.

Mouth open

FLYNN: What're you doing?
ROONIE: I'm walking around with my mouth open.

FLYNN: What if a bug flies into it?
ROONIE: AH, what if a delicious jelly-filled PASTRY flies into it?

FLYNN: Not gonna happen, Roonie.

ROONIE: Well, either way, we'll have something to talk about.

Checkout

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