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Here’s all 106 comics.

I did these comic strips in the early 2000s as part of a submission to newspaper syndicates. They were all done with ink on Bristol board (original are available), and never colored. (But I’m thinking’ about it.)

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Worth looking at

Jan 11, 2004

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Why?

Jan 13, 2004

A pause
ROONIE: Wait, why am I RUNNING?
SOUND: sniff sniff
SOUND: splort
ROONIE: Oh, right.

Leopard

Jan 15, 2004

FLYNN: Hello, Dept. of Zoology? I'd like to become a LEOPARD. How can I do that? I'll work hard, whatever it takes, I-...
FLYNN: Right NOW? Well, I'm CURRENTLY a common ground squirrel, but-...
FLYNN: Oh...... I SEE.
FLYNN: The myth of meritocracy.

Inarticulate

Jan 17, 2004

ROONIE: You're sort of inarticulate, aren't you, Hot Chocolate?
HOT CHOCOLATE: On the contrary, Roonie, I'm well-versed in a panoply of topics. My reticence is more the result of a deep-seated fear of rejection that, coupled with an intense penchant for paranoia, renders me into this uncommunicative state.
HOT CHOCOLATE: Y- y- yeah.

Duck

Jan 20, 2004

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Grass looks greener

Jan 22, 2004

ROONIE: I'm moving my stuff back to the other side of the creek. The grass looks greener there.
FLYNN: (sigh) Roonie. Don't you SEE? The grass ALWAYS looks greener on the other side.
ROONIE: Right... So, I'm moving there.
FLYNN: Mmph...
ROONIE: I'm sorry, Flynn, are we arguing? Sometimes I can't tell.

Worst possible things

Jan 24, 2004

ROONIE: Why the closed eyes?
FLYNN: I'm envisioning the worst possible thing that could happen today.
FLYNN: That way, if they happen, I'm ready, and if not, I'm pleasantly surprised.
ROONIE: Ye-... WELL, now, but-... you-...
ROONIE: It... Th-...
FLYNN: Trust me. It's logically bulletproof.

Character

Jan 27, 2004

ROONIE: An ant hill.
SOUND: stamp stamp stamp
ROONIE: It'll build character.

Mouth open

Jan 29, 2004

FLYNN: What're you doing?
ROONIE: I'm walking around with my mouth open.
FLYNN: What if a bug flies into it?
ROONIE: AH, what if a delicious jelly-filled PASTRY flies into it?
FLYNN: Not gonna happen, Roonie.
ROONIE: Well, either way, we'll have something to talk about.

Checkout

Jan 31, 2004

ANT WOMAN: Excuse me, cashier? That last woman had 16 items. This is the 15 item lane. And you did NOTHING. You sat IDLY by while she made a MOCKERY of-
ANT CASHIER: Ma'am, please calm down, it's no big deal, she-
ANT WOMAN: NO BIG DEAL?!?
ANT WOMAN: Attention FoodTown shoppers: ANARCHY has just broken out in lane seven!!
ANT CASHIER: MA'AM... ma'am, I'll need you to slowly put down that Go-Gurt...

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