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Here’s all 106 comics.

I did these comic strips in the early 2000s as part of a submission to newspaper syndicates. They were all done with ink on Bristol board (original are available), and never colored. (But I’m thinking’ about it.)

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Glass is half full

Jul 3, 2004

ROONIE: You're sort of a "glass is half empty" guy, huh, Flynn?
FLYNN: No, no, Roonie, for me, the "glass" is half full.
FLYNN: But it's half full of poisonous beetles.

Self-fulfilling prophecy

Jul 5, 2004

FLYNN: You know, Hot Chocolate, you're scared of the unknown, so you never try things, so things STAY unknown, and you stay scared of it all.
FLYNN: It's called a SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY....
HOT CHOCOLATE: Well... whatever it's called...
HOT CHOCOLATE: It's a system that works.

Trip

Jul 7, 2004

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World is your oyster

Jul 9, 2004

ROONIE: Wake up, Flynn! The sun is up! The day is young! The world is our oyster!
FLYNN: Mmm, yes.
SOUND: SPLORT!
FLYNN: Sadly, Roonie, it seems I'm allergic to shellfish.

Branches

Jul 11, 2004

PITTMAN: Every time I go by a tree branch, I see if I can hit it. And if I can, that's one point for me.
ROONIE: You keep score? PITTMAN: Oh yeah. I've got 32 points this week alone.
ROONIE: But then... who else is playing? PITTMAN: Well, I'm not sure...
PITTMAN: But I'm way ahead...

Climb this tree

Jul 13, 2004

PITTMAN: Betcha I can climb this tree faster than you! FLYNN: OK. Let's do it.
SOUND: (snap) (rustle) PITTMAN: Mmph rmph
PITTMAN: HA! Did it! I WIN! I WIN! ... Flynn?
PITTMAN: He's silent in his defeat. Very classy...

Look before you leap

Jul 15, 2004

ROONIE: GAH! I just jumped into this bush, and it turns out it was full of PRICKERS! FLYNN: Well, "Look before you leap."
ROONIE: That's the THING. I WAS! I was looking right at this bluejay that was flying by. RIGHT before I leaped.
ROONIE: What a dumb expression.

Forest looks nice

Jul 17, 2004

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First flower of Spring

Jul 19, 2004

ROONIE: Look, Flynn! It's the first flower of spring!
FLYNN: Actually, a whole field of buttercups over by Spencer Hill has been blooming for a week now.
A pause
ROONIE: I shouldn't have gotten your hopes up like that.

Loser

Jul 21, 2004

PITTMAN: Check and MATE! I win, Flynn! I am the WINNER, and you, sir, are the LOSER! Ha!
FLYNN: Yeah. (sigh) Well, I ALWAYS lose, so... I suppose it was inevitable. I'll seeya...
A pause
PITTMAN: The only thing worse than a sore loser is one resigned to his fate.

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