Classic Comics | Roonie the Rabbit

Comfortable silences

ROONIE: I'm thankful we've come to a point in our friendship where we can just share these comfortable silences.

SOUND: scritch scritch

A pause

FLYNN: These've been COMFORTABLE for you?

Complacent

ROONIE: An ant hill.

A pause

A pause

SOUND: stamp stamp stamp

ROONIE: They were becoming complacent.

Snowflakes

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Head in a beehive

FLYNN: WHOA.
ROONIE: Yeah, I just stuck my head in a beehive.

FLYNN: Why?
ROONIE: Dunno. Just never had before.

FLYNN: WOW.

ROONIE: So... what's new with you?

Piranha in the creek

ROONIE: GAH! FLYNN! There's a PIRANHA in the creek! Look!!

A pause

ROONIE: Well. Not really.

A pause

ROONIE: That'd be SOMETHING though, huh?

Walnut collection

ROONIE: How's the walnut collection coming along, Flynn?
FLYNN: Oh, good. Good. I found about thirty today.

ROONIE: Wow. So, when do you stop? At a certain NUMBER? When you fill the ROOM?
FLYNN: Oh, no, no...

FLYNN: I'm a completist.

Near-mint

FLYNN: This walnut is in NEAR-mint condition, Roonie, but not MINT.

FLYNN: It's got a SLIGHT dent on its right side. Nearly perfect, but not quite. And so... WORTHLESS.

A pause

ROONIE: Them's the breaks, kid!

Weak Game

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Winning the Weak Game

ROONIE: Pittman, wanna play the "Weak Game"?
PITTMAN: Ha! I'll kick your BUTT in it!

ROONIE: Yeah, more like: "You'll kick my WEAK in it." Ha!
PITTMAN: How do we play?

ROONIE: We just did!
PITTMAN: We did? So did I win the game?

ROONIE: More like: "Did I WEAK the WEAK?" Ha!
PITTMAN: What?

ROONIE: (sigh) I love the "Weak Game".
PITTMAN: (sigh) I bet I won.

Weakry

FLYNN: We need to do the laundry.
ROONIE: Yeah, more like: "The WEAKry."

FLYNN: (sigh) Look, could you do the whites?
ROONIE: Yeah, more like: "Could you WEAK the WEAKS?"

ROONIE: Ow!
SOUND: Nose pinch!

ROONIE: Weak.