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Flynn the squirrel

A character in 237 comics.

This friend is not too happy to see you. But don’t take offense, they do love you, and they’re not too crazy about themselves either.

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Calm Down

Jan 21, 2023

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Good Sandwich

Jan 15, 2023

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Help Me Understand How You Feel

Jan 11, 2023

RABBIT: Help me understand how you feel.
SQUIRREL: Mmm...
SQUIRREL: No.
SQUIRREL: I'd like to actively work against that.

Why Does No One Like Spending Time with Me?

Jan 2, 2023

FOX: No one likes spending time with me. And I have no idea why!
FOX: All I do is relentlessly tell them the truth about everything they do wrong. And give unprompted advice about how to do things better.
FOX: And for some reason, they get ANGRY. Why do they always get ANGRY?
SQUIRREL: It's... one of life's little mysteries. FOX: It really is!

Undirected Anger

Dec 30, 2022

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Hobbies

Dec 26, 2022

RABBIT: I lack purpose. I need a hobby. What's your hobby? SQUIRREL: Shoving you off this tree.
RABBIT: Does it give your life purpose?
UNPROVOKED SHOVE! The squirrel shoves the rabbit off the tree.
SQUIRREL: It really does!

The Point of the Argument

Dec 21, 2022

SQUIRREL: This argument feels pointless. FOX: Oh, it has a point.
FOX: My complete and total victory is the point.
The squirrel, frustrated, walks away.
The fox walks after the squirrel, yelling. FOX: OH! And also your defeat and SHAME! I forgot about the SHAME!

Taking It Easy

Dec 19, 2022

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Winter Trees

Dec 18, 2022

SQUIRREL (thinking): Winter trees have no leaves. Naked. Bare. Exposed.
CARLOS THE TREE: It’s true! Here I am, world! Know my truth! I’ve never liked this tire swing, and I don’t care who knows it! RAFA THE TREE: We ALL know it, Carlos.
CARLOS THE TREE: But did you know that with each swing, the rope digs deeper into my branch, and in doing so, my very soul? RAFA THE TREE: Yes. We do. LUCIA THE TREE: We READ your poetry blog, Carlos.
CARLOS THE TREE: YOU TOLD ME YOU YOU HATED MY BLOG!! LUCIA THE TREE: No. No! I NEVER said that! I simply said it would work better as a STAGED PIECE! RAFA THE TREE: Guys... Let’s not do this again...

My Gift

Dec 17, 2022

A squirrel and a rabbit sit in a tree. SQUIRREL: You know, you really frustrate me.
SQUIRREL: And I want to shove you off this tree.
SQUIRREL: But... I won't.
SQUIRREL: Merry Christmas.

No Two Leaves

Dec 9, 2022

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Shorter Days

Nov 30, 2022

A squirrel and rabbit look out at the Sun, low in the sky. SQUIRREL: The days get shorter in the Fall and Winter.
THE SUN (thinking): It's true! It's nice for me. I get to take it a little easy! Ha ha! Yeah!
THE SUN (thinking): Ha ha! Ha... Heh... (sigh)
THE SUN (thinking): By still working eight to nine hours every single stupid day.

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